Oh I'm the older sister

Airbrushed to buggery so very loverly

Oh oh no oh oh

Well hello I've come across a quote

That very nearly describes me

How can I redeem myself

I moan as I pick up the ansaphone

Just to hear your mother complaining

If I am nothing why did you cling on so

What's the matter

Didn't have anywhere else to go

Like an ageing extras at an la party

So very tarty

The sands of time shift uncomfortably

Only they can see what I can see

Oh oh no oh oh

But when it comes to ageing gracefully

It's impossible for the likes of me

You'd probably murder me

If I mentioned surgery

Or anything of that nature

So moving right along

I hope you're list'ning to my song

I hear you never got my letter

Well this is better