Hi my name is Siri

I'm a humanized artificial intelligence

Tonight I'll be taking over as your DJ

Let's take it back to 2014

Where sit- downs and PLUR were still a thing

All we need is a cheesy sing- along gimmick

And a super generic predictable half- time drop

That every DJ wants to play

Are you f**king ready

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Blue blue blue

EDM sucks

And so do you b***h

I know that all you human party motherf**kers

Want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop

Are you f**king ready

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Blue blue blue

EDM sucks

And so do you b***h

EDM sucks sucks sucks

And so do you b***h