I've called Persephone

By the name purse-a-phone

And Greek goddesses aren't what

You grab when leaving home

My phone's inside my purse

Purse-a-phone would like it there

Like Hades' lair

I pray Greek gods don't see me

Butchering names and not believing

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, Persephone

And I've said "protestant" just like pro-test-ant too

And it's not a word, let alone a church

That you could send donations to

Who needs mistakes and stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?

If I'da known I'd mess up this many times

Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit, Purse-phone

What if I don't?

Let 'em know that I don't know anything

Because I don't

Even know anything

But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, please don't visit

Hey, I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, please don't visit

I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity

There isn't much that you could do to stop me

Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece

Please don't visit me, Perseph-en-phone