Cleopatra's favorite cat

Got his hands on Caesar's spats

The heat was on as you could see

So he front 'em to Mark Antony

Said "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me"

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Caesar had an eye for clothes

He saw them spats and said "I like those"

Caesar had no thing to say except

Jesu Christi Domine

Et tu Brute

Jesu Christi Domine

Et tu Brute

The senate tried to sympathize

It was the cat they should despise

Informant told his whereabouts

Centurions to seek him out

Centurions There go the centurions

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Brutus had to turn his head

When this cat done went and said

If he's got this thing for shoes

He just might be ambitious too

They got holidays all in his name

And all a tyrant needs is fame

Those fascists don't play pretty games

Egypt is the place to be

But Rome is a democracy

Rome

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Caesar never got them back

'Cause they killed his ass in the second act

Brutus spoke then Antony

Said "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Friends Romans can't you see

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Egypt's biggest rivalry

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and me

Cleopatra's cat and me