I saw her drinking beer eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was debby
She was a friend of Jenny Craigs
She had boobs like watermelons
And breath like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry I can see it in your eyes
'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
Squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeahh
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Fat girl she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl she can't fit through the door
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real
So I'm gonna buy you a million happy meals
I want a chunk o' that body if you only
Let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that
Double chin yeahh
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
Fat girl is snucking on my cock again
Ouch don't bite
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
You've got cottage cheese all over your behind yeahh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you're bigger
Than a buusss
Fat girl I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl where does your neck begin
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Fat girl put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl you're really really tons of fun
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
Woahohh woahohh
Thar she blows
You're my fat fat girl oh
You know I really love you
'Cause you're my fat fat girl oh
Haha you're a cow
I love you
I can't live without you
I can't live without you
