Lookie here

Listen up

I'm the one, oh!

Hey, girls, my name's Alaska

I got a tiny little question to ask ya

Who's that b**h that's on the top?

Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!

You're born naked, the rest is drag

But your face just needs a paper bag

Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all

Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul

Line 'em up, front to back

I'm sendin' b**s home like a heart attack

Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket

I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!

I'll read you down beneath the ground

Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?

Legacy, remember my name

'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one, one, one, one

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

Detox comin' at you with a slow verse

I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first

Killin' b**s so hard need a pink hearse

I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst

You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime

I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime

So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime

On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme

You can't stand me? I don't blame you

If Ru's number 1, I'm number 2

You disagree? Well, that's on you

Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you

D to the E to the T to the O to the-Hold it! X

Naomi Campbell-ing the h**s to the crown, next!

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one, one, one, one

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

But your dad just calls me Katya

I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

Always keep 'em coming back for more

You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go

So b**h, let me show you the door

'Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid

The only high class Russian w**e

I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

That's a rash, not a herpes sore

Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets

Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Katya Zamolodchikova

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one, one, one, one

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear

I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here

Was a b**h on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right

Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like

I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween

A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream

I have to get this right so you don't waste your time

Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme

I'm gonna show you what I can do

You're going crazy and seeing two

It's not my fault, you can't blame my game

All these other h**s, but they're all the same

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I-now I read you

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one, one, one, one

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I

Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you