It takes a big Mexican dinner

For me to have the strength to love my senorita

I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I love a big Mexican dinner

With beans and rice and hot chili ners

I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I don't want no Russian chicks hanging 'round to drink my tequila

Those foreign girls think they're hot

But they're not my Tina

There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah ha

If you ate my Mexican dinner

I'd probably go crazy man and turn killer

Nobody but me eats my Mexican dinner

No I don't want no Russian

Chicks hanging 'round to drink my tequila

Ay yi yi yi

Those foreign girls think they're hot

They're not my Tina

There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah ha

Hey Tina you come over here

Ricardo's got some big big loving for you