I think I'm sophisticated
Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals
Sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
Cos compared to the flowers and
The birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population
And inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man
I'm an ape man I'm an ape ape
Man I'm an ape man
I'm a king kong man I'm voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man lalalalala
Well in man's evolution he has
Created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble boomboom
But give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes
And living in the jungle
Because the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape I'm an ape ape
Man I'm an ape man
I'm a king kong man I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window but I can't see the sky
Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man lalalalala
Come and love me be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy
In my ape man world
I'm an ape man I'm an ape ape
Man I'm an ape man
I'm a king kong man I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man
Lalalalala