WHEN I WAS SMALL

I BE LIEVED IN

SAN TA CLAUS

THOUGH I KNEW

IT WAS MY DAD

AND I WOULD HANG UP

MY STOC KING

AT CHRIST MAS

O PEN MY PRE SENTS

AND I'D BE GLAD

BUT THE LAST TIME

I PLAYED

FA THER CHRIST MAS

I STOOD OUT SIDE

A DE PART MENT STORE

A GANG OF KIDS

CAME O VER AND

MUGGED ME

AND KNOCKED

MY REIN DEER

TO THE FLOOR

THEY SAID

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

DON'T MESS A ROUND

WITH THOSE SIL LY TOYS

WE'LL BEAT YA UP

IF YOU DON'T

HAND IT O VER

WE WANT YOUR BREAD

SO DON'T MAKE US

AN NOYED

GIVE ALL THE TOYS

TO THE LIT TLE RICH BOYS

DON'T GIVE MY BRO THER

A STEVE AUS TIN OUT FIT

DON'T GIVE MY SIS TER

A CUDD LY TOY

WE DON'T WANT

A JIG SAW OR

MO NO PO LY MON EY

WE ON LY WANT

THE REAL Mc COY

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

WE'LL BEAT YOU UP

IF YOU MAKE US

AN NOYED

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

DON'T MESS A ROUND

WITH THOSE SIL LY TOYS

BUT GIVE MY DAD DY

A JOB

'CAUSE HE NEEDS ONE

HE'S GOT

LOTS OF MOUTHS

TO FEED

BUT IF YOU'VE GOT ONE

I'LL HAVE

A MA CHINE GUN

SO I CAN SCARE

ALL THE KIDS

ON THE STREET

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

WE GOT NO TIME

FOR YOUR SIL LY TOYS

WE'LL BEAT YA UP

IF YOU DON'T

HAND IT O VER

WE WANT YOUR BREAD

SO DON'T MAKE US

AN NOYED

GIVE ALL THE TOYS

TO THE LIT TLE RICH BOYS

HAVE YOUR SELF

A MER RY MER RY

CHRIST MAS

HAVE YOUR SELF

A GOOD TIME

BUT RE MEM BER

THE KIDS WHO'VE

GOT NO THIN'

WHILE YOU'RE DRIN KIN'

DOWN YOUR WINE

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

WE GOT NO TIME

FOR YOUR SIL LY TOYS

FA THER CHRIST MAS

PLEASE HAND IT O VER

WE'LL BEAT YOU UP

SO DON'T MAKE US

AN NOYED

FA THER CHRIST MAS

GIVE US SOME MON EY

DON'T MESS A ROUND

WITH THOSE SIL LY TOYS

WE'LL BEAT YA UP

IF YOU DON'T

HAND IT O VER

WE WANT YOUR BREAD

SO DON'T MAKE US

AN NOYED

GIVE ALL THE TOYS

TO THE LIT TLE RICH BOYS