Three p.m. and she's under the covers

Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover

Strong as steel four olive martini

Hand on her head and one on my weenie

She's in bed she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed suckin' on a candy cigarette

Suckin' on a candy cigarette

Three p.m. and we're slow to recover

We're hangin' out and well hungover

This ernie steele's makes a mean martini

So pass the fire and light me sweetie

She's in bed she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed suckin' on a candy cigarette

Suckin' on a candy cigarette