HOW DO YOU DO I

SEE YOU'VE MET MY

FAITH FUL HAN DY MAN

HE'S JUST A

LIT TLE BROUGHT DOWN

BE CAUSE

WHEN YOU KNOCKED

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE

THE CAN DY MAN

DON'T GET STRUNG OUT

BY THE WAY I LOOK

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK

BY ITS CO VER

I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN

BY THE LIGHT OF DAY

BUT BY NIGHT

I'M ONE HELL OF A LO VER

I'M JUST A

SWEET TRANS VES TITE

FROM TRANS SE XU AL

TRAN SYL VA NI A

LET ME

SHOW YOU A ROUND

MAY BE

PLAY YOU A SOUND

YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE BOTH

PRET TY GROO VY

OR IF YOU WANT

SOME THING VI SU AL

THAT'S NOT TOO AB YS MAL

WE COULD TAKE

IN AN OLD

STEVE REEVES MO VIE

WELL YOU GOT

CAUGHT WITH A FLAT

WELL HOW 'BOUT THAT

WELL BA BIES

DON'T YOU PA NIC

BY THE LIGHT

OF THE NIGHT

IT 'LL ALL SEEM AL RIGHT

I'LL GET YOU A

SA TA NIC ME CHA NIC

I'M JUST A

SWEET TRANS VES TITE

FROM TRANS SE XU AL

TRAN SYL VA NI A

WHY DON'T YOU

STAY FOR THE NIGHT

OR MAYBE A BITE

I COULD SHOW YOU

MY FAVORITE OBSESSION

I'VE BEEN MAKIN' A MAN

WITH BLONDE HAIR

AND A TAN

AND HE'S GOOD

FOR RELIEVING

MY TENSION

I'M JUST A

SWEET TRANS VES TITE

FROM TRANS SE XU AL

TRAN SYL VA NI A

HIT IT

YEAH I'M JUST A

SWEET TRANS VES TITE

FROM TRANS SE XU AL

TRAN SYL VA NI A

SO COME UP TO THE LAB

AND SEE

WHAT'S ON THE SLAB

I SEE YOU SHIVER WITH

AN TI CI PA TION

BUT MAYBE THE RAIN

IS REALLY TO BLAME

SO I'LL

REMOVE THE CAUSE

AH AH HMM HMM HMM HMM

BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM