A punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
A jumped up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"
Na na-na na-na na-na this charming man
Na na-na na-na na-na this charming man
A jumped up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
