I said a hip hop the hibbie the hibbie
To the hip hip hop and ya don't stop
Rock it out Baby Bubba to the boogie
the bang bang the boogie
To the boogie the beat
Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rappin' to the beat
And me the groove and my friends
Are gonna try to move your feet
Ya see I am Wonder Mike
And I'd like to say hello
To the black to the white the red
and the brown the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang
The boogie to the boogie say up jump
the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Let's rock you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that'll make
your body rock
Well so far you've heard my voice
But I brought two friends along
And the ne t on the mic is my man Hank
C'mon Hank sing that song
Check it out well I'm Imp the Dimp
The ladies' pimp the women fight for my
delight but I'm the grandmaster with the
three MCs that shock the house
for the young ladies
And when you come inside into the front
You do the freak spank and do the bump
And when the sucker MCs try to
prove a point
We're treacherous trio we're
the serious joint
And from sun to sun and from day to day
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Becuz they say that miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic
Til you can't resist
Ev'rybody I say it goes like this
Well I was coming home late
one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories and
She's heard fables that I'm vicious
on the mic and the turntable
This young reporter I did adore
So I rocked some vicious rhymes
Like I never did before
She said man fly guy I'm in love with u
The Casanova legend must have been true
I said By the way baby what's your name
She said I go by name of Lois Lane
And you can be my boyfriend
You surely can
Just let me quit my
boyfriend called Superman
I said He's a fairy I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very se y or even cute
But he looks like a sucker
in a blue and red suit
I said You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all thru the night
But can he rock a party
Til the early light
He can't satisfy you in his
little red tights
But I can bust you out with all my might
I'm gon' do it, I'm gon' do it
I'm gon' do it, do it, do it
And I'm here and I'm there
I'm big bad Hank I'm everywhere
Just throw your hands up in the air
And party hearty like you just dont care
Let's do it don't stop y'all
Tick tock y'all you don't stop
Go hotel motel what you gonna do today
I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna
get some spank drive off in a def OJ
Ev'rybody go hotel motel Holiday Inn
You say if your girl starts actin' up
Then you take her friend
I say skip dive what can I say
I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ
So I just take half and bust 'em out
I give the rest to Master Gee
So so he can shock the house
I said M A S T E R
a G with a double E
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Master Gee
Well my name is known all over the world
By all the fo y ladies and
the pretty girls
I'm goin' down in history as the
Baddest rapper there ever could be
Now I'm feelin' the highs
And you're feelin' the lows
The beat starts gettin' into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers
And stompin' your feet
And movin' your body while
You're sitting in your seat
And then bam! Ya start doin'
the freak I said bam!
Right outta your seat
Then ya throw your hands high in the air
You're rockin' to the rhythm
shake your derriere
Ya rockin' to the beat without a care
With the sureshot MCs for the affair
Now I'm not as tall
As the rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat just the same
I got a little face and a pair
Of brown eyes all I'm here to do
ladies is hypnotize
Singin on on n' on n' on on n' on
The beat don't stop
Until the break of dawn
Singin on on n' on n' on on n' on
Like a hot buttered pop da pop
Da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop don't you dare stop
Come alive y'all gimme what you got
I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's okay I still keep in stride
'Cause all I'm here is just wiggle
your behind
Singin on on n' on n' on on n' on
The beat dont stop til the break of dawn
Singin on on n' on n' on on n' on
Rock rock y'all throw it on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here
I'm gonna freak you there
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind and
I'll shock your mind I'll put the
Jig jig jiggles in your behind
I said 1 2 3 4 come on girls
Get on the on the floor
Come alive y'all a gimme what you got
'Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock
I said 1 2 3 4 tell me Wonder Mike
What are you waiting for
Said a hip hop the hibbie to the hibbie
The hip hip hop and you don't stop
Rockin to the bang bang the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the
Rhythm of the boogie the beat
Skiddleebebop we rock scooby doo
And guess what America we love you
'Cause you rocked and rolled with
So much soul you could rock 'til a
hundred and one years old
I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But we like hot butter
On our breakfast toast
Rock it out Baby Bubba
Baby Bubba to the boogie the bang bang
The boogie to the beat beat
it's so unique
Come on everybody and dance to the beat
Have you ever went over a friends house
to eat and the food just ain't no good
I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are
mushed and the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you
think you can by saying that you're full
And then your friend says Mama he's just
being polite he ain't finished un uh
that's bull
So your heart starts pumpin and you
think of a lie and you say that you
already ate
And your friend says Man there's plenty
of food so you pile some more on
your plate
While the stinky food's steamin your
mind starts to dreamin of the moment
it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your
chicken's slowly rotting into something
that looks like cheese
So you say that's it I gotta leave
this place I don't care what
these people think
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself
nauseous with this ugly food that stinks
So you bust out the door while it's
still closed still sick from the
food you ate
And then you run to the store for
quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks
later to see how he has been
And he says I understand about the food
Baby Bubba but we're still friends
With a hip hop the hibbie to the hibbie
The hip hip the hop ya don't stop the
rockin to the bang bang the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm to
the boogie the beat
