I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have no they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care about the soaps
No I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
If this is a rom-com kill the director please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
But they work together they can't figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
If this is a rom-com kill the director please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
Kill the director
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
Kill the director
This is no
Kill
Bridget Jones
Kill
This is no Bridget Bridget
Kill the director
This is no
Kill
Bridget Jones
Kill
This is no Bridget Bridget
Well double kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
Kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
Kill the director
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget Jones
