Yeah, uh -huh, yeah
We argue today, but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know who
you are though Banking on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you precious cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cares, you care for me
They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right
Well, maybe they're right
How can I be lonely when I'm hanging with my homie?
His name is Tony and he's wearing blue Cicconis He's standing right next to me, eating ravioli
He's my only friend because the rest of y 'all are phony
My last best friend said he wish he didn't know me
His name was Oscar and he really hurt my feelings When I grow up, I want to hang from a ceiling
The roof is leaking, the roof is leaking teardrops Always available, the perfect companion
Very understanding and swore to never abandon He fills the gap in my teeth when I'm sour
He's sweet, the better half of me No one else can compete with my pie
We argue today, but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know who
you are though Banking on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you precious cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cares, you care for me
They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right
Some say he's not real, but I don't pay them no mind
Cause when I had no friends, he came right on time
Yes, I have a playmate, he doesn't charge a day rate
He's never been a day late and he offers to stay late for me
We argue today, but we gon' talk tomorrow They say they don't like you, they know who
you are though Banking on our downfall, take me to Wells Fargo
You my favorite album, call you precious cargo
When nobody's there, you're there for me When nobody cares, you care for me
They say you're a conspiracy Maybe they're right
Well, maybe they're right
