Writer(s): Amund Bjørklund, Espen Lind, Pat Monahan
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends
Ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me help me I'm no good at goodbye
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything
I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting you were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
She'll think I'm superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on
Yom kippur?
That's cool but if my friends ask
Where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mud slide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple scion
Help me help me I'm no good at goodbye
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
Ay, ay, ay I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want to
That's cool but if my friends ask
Where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask
Where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me help me I'm no good at goodbye
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mud slide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple
Scion
Help me help me
I'm no good at goodbye
She dried up in the desert drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
