I'm much more well adjusted

Than I used to be in high school

Don't break down more than once a week

And I barely even cry

And I have been rotating

Between Tylenol and Advil

So I'll still have a functioning liver

By the time I reach 35

And I'm rationing out the weed 'till the end of the week

Then I'll take a T-break for a couple hours at least

Only taking more NyQuil 'till I actually fall asleep

It may not be too obvious

But I really am very healthy

Never broken a single bone

And my blood pumps normally

Plus I take days off sometimes

To look out for my sanity

Don't wanna risk cathin' a cold

When I'm almost out of codeine

And I'm rationing out the weed 'till the end of the week

Then I'll go out drinking to celebrate that sweet release

Only taking more NyQuil 'till I actually stay asleep

Come on!

Yeah pick it!

Don't you worry about me

I've got things under control now

Always try to get 8 hours of sleep

Though that only works sometimes

I have taken the advice that

My therapist has written down

Cut toxic things and people out of my life

Out of sight, but still in mind

And I'm weening off the weed 'till the end of the week

Then I won't by a gram more for another week at least

I'm running out of NyQuil and I'm afraid of being left alone with me

Yee-haw!