That's all you got?

That's all you got?

That's all you got?

I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um

But my face pasted to linoleum

Kitchen floor s**t

Some college dorm s**t

Facedown in a bloodstained carpet

Get chicks at the farmers' market

White girls buy produce

Take them home, make them drink Grey Goose

Whiteboy wasted

Gluestick pasted

Whiteboy wasted

Gluestick pasted

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle

Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial

Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk s**g

Drunk stagger, drunk swagger

I don't rap good, it don't matter

Can't sing good, it don't matter

Cause I'm blacked out sleepwalking

On a quest for God at my friend's apartment

Whiteboy wasted

Gluestick pasted

Whiteboy wasted

Gluestick pasted

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"

Awkward

Awkward

Yeah

Super Soaker filled with Four Loko

Plus SoCo, real gross yo

I go ham and cheese on throw rolls

That's a metaphor. Another metaphor:

Like icing on a Cinnabon

Like a hot chick that ain't no fun

Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson

Let's start at number

One: Sleep is the best way to save money

Two: Money is the best way to h**x

Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing

Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep

So stay up until you wake up

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd

Stupidfacedd