Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie Fresh!
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HAD A HOT DATE SO I PICKED HER UP AT SHARP HER BODY WAS BANGIN' THE CHICK WAS BUILT WITH GREAT PARTS
She was beautiful, I didn't really know her, but I noticed when I picked her up she had a funny odor.
I was really confused because she had a gorgeous body, but she stunk like precious...
dropped a deuce in a porta potty.
Her funk was crazy strong, killing me with deadly stank.
It made me want to do a cannonball and do a septic tank.
To get away from the stank I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I thank that she's hot But I don't even know if I can do this cause she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage Her breath smelled like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out!
She's ridiculously fine!
So who would've guessed that this girl smells so... Y-y-yokey fresh!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
Chucky!
I gotta admit, she knocked me off of my feet, even with her stencil wet dog and taco meat.
She said, I really like you and I'd really be embarrassed if you didn't.
So I drove to their house, and I parked the car, and it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar.
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house.
I started gagging like I had a pubic hair in my mouth.
Should I run home and take a shower and bleach her mom like Lady Gaga's old-ass meat dress?
Shut up, this shit ain't funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesie!
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it cause she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage.
I really like this girl, but I feel like giving in!
To-to-to-to be honest, she smells like an Indian!
Hey, that's not funny.
No, no, man, I mean like Indian food, like curry smells bad, Indian food.
You're a dick.
Kooky French.
Dookie Fresh!
Dookie Fresh!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie, dookie, dookie, dookie.
Now she wants to get serious.
I don't know what it is, but if I don't get away from this man, I'm gonna throw myself off a bridge.
I gotta end it.
She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playing tennis!
There's no way that I can win this!
We go out to eat before we even get a steechie mix!
All the people in the restaurant clear out into the street like a fucking fire drill!
They skip their entire meal!
Yo, DJ!
Should I leave her or should I try and chill?
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I've had worse.
I've had worse.
I've had worse.
Bash, bash, bash, pop, pop, pop, pat, pop, pop, pop, plug your gnomes and smash that ass.
No, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best, but somebody needs to tell her that she's
Dookie Fresh!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie French.
Dookie.
Dookie.
Dookie French.
Dookie Fresh!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie!
Dookie Fresh.
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Fresh!
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Fresh!
So yeah, it didn't work out.
This girl smelled like Chewbacca's ass.
Wait, maybe it was me.
Yeah, I told you you're a...
