I got that nerd rage.
Nerd rage.
I got that nerd rage.
Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Nerd Rage
Rayshard!
Rayshard!
They say I nerd rage.
I say they don't understand.
Keep talking trash, bitch.
I'm gonna have to ban.
you from my chat room, and I can hardly think, but I'm gonna have to slap Jar Jar Binks and slam George Lucas' head in a car door for far more than just ruining Star Wars.
Stop remastering, you're making it worse!
And for the love of God, Fredo didn't shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans, and fuck low bandwidth, and never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit!
I'm reading what you're saying on the message boards!
Yes, I have too had sex before.
But the girl, you don't know her.
She moved away.
Shut up.
And don't tell me Doctor Who's the same.
Without Tom Baker, the shit is just lame.
And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?
Nerd rage.
NerdRage!
I got the NerdRage!
NerdRage!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I broke seven keyboards over my knee.
How dare you say Marvel is better than DC?
Your horrible grammar.
It's making me puke.
And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke.
Picard and a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight.
When I'm right, I'm gonna laugh like...
You beat me to chess, I'm flippin' the board.
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house, kick in the door.
Break every single copy of Transformers
Hit Bay in the dick with a stick till he's sore.
I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry.
And who the hell jacked my 12-sided die?
I'ma beat you up, I know karate.
Ask my girlfriend.
Yes, I have a girlfriend.
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
Nerd Rage!
I got the Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I see Wil Wheaton and I get excited.
Pick up your toys.
They're collector's items.
Shut up, Mom.
And give them back to me.
And holy shit, don't take them out the packaging.
And clean your room.
It smells like manure.
And stop watching porn videos on your computer.
I'm doing research.
Leave me alone.
Why are you hating?
I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian.
I got that!
Great!
I GOT THAT NERD RAGE
Nerd Rage!
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Go, go, go, go I got that earned rage
Nerd Rage!
I got that!
Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage!
Go!
Go!
All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand All my fellow nerds Sing along if you can
We've got the Nerd Rage.
We've got the Nerd Rage.
We've got the Nerd Rage.
We've got the nerd rage.
Nerd rage.
What?
You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer-directors of our time!
And what do you mean Phantom Menace is your
favorite Star Wars movie.
God damn dude.
All right, we can't.
