It's been a while since you felt my felt But this relationship's the biggest piece
of shit I ever smelt Always got me stressin', always keepin' me
guessin' I'm like a snuffleup against a fuckin' manic
depressive Man, if I ask you a question, would you answer
at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U
This is exactly what I said I'd do My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't
find a better dude Why'd you leave me?
Was it something I did?
I'd be like Kermit the Frog Cause I was fuckin' a pig
And I'ma take back my money spent Every niggle, so stick your hand out my pants
And give Elmo a tickle Cause I ain't puttin' up with your shit, man
Fuck it, so get your hand out my ass, bitch Cause I ain't your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet
Puppet, puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet
Hey!
Girl, I'm not your puppet Puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet Ho!
Girl, I'm not your puppet Puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet Hey!
Girl, I'm not your puppet Puppet, puppet
I'm sorry, I believe you mistook me For a codependent cookie monster
Feeding you cookies
I'm movin' on It ain't a question to me
I'll fuck all the other Muppets on Sesame Street
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamb Chop with the pro
Upload the video so you can watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake, you're just another chick
And you ain't Jeff Dunham but you can jump on my steak
I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
If you didn't ask your new boyfriend how my felt tastes
Will I get over it? Probably, but
First, I think I'll fuck your fat friend, Jabba the Slut
And it's sad cause I was kinda thinking it might last
Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch and you're sorta white trash
No, I don't give a fuck if you move to Nantucket
But get your hand out my ass, I ain't your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Break it down Lamb Chop, stop
This is the relationship that needs to end
Oh yeah, you and I'll never be friends
One day, we started fucking around
Not knowing what it was
And we 're living back together again
Because you suck
This is the relationship that needs to end
Oh yeah, you and I'll never be friends
One day, we started fucking around
Not knowing what it was
And we're living back together again
Because you suck
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
One, yes ONE two -timing bitch
Ah ah ah
