Well Ali Baba had

them forty thieves

Sheherezade had

a thousand tales

But master you in luck

'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand

of magic never fails

You got some power

in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition

in your camp

You got some punch

pizzazz

yahoo and how

See all you gotta

do is rub that lamp

And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be

Let me take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had

a friend like me

ho ho ho

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre'd

C'mon whisper

what it is you want

You ain't never had

a friend like me

Yes sir

we pride ourselves

on service

You're the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about

a little more Baklava

Have some of

column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood

to help you dude

You ain't never had

a friend like me

Oh my

No no

ho ho

Can your friends do this

Do your friends do that

Do your friends pull this

out their little hat

Can you friends go, poof

Well, looky here

Can your friends go

Abracadabra

let em rip

And then make

the sucker disappear

So don't ya sit there

slack jawed

buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all

your midday prayers

You got me bona fide

certified

You got a genie for

your charge d'affaires

Oh C'mon

to help you out

So whatcha wish

I really wanna know

You got a list that's

three miles long

no doubt

Well, all you gotta

do is rub like so and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir

have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job

you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend

never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend

never had a friend

You ain't never had

a friend like me

You ain't never had

a friend like me