Writer(s): Theodor S. Geisel, Albert Hague

You're a mean one mister Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel mister Grinch

You're a bad banana with a

greasy black peel

You're a monster Mister Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mister Grinch

You're a vile one Mister Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mister Grinch

Now given the choice between the two of you I'd take a

Seasick Crocodile

Seasick Crocodile

The words that best describe you are Stink

Stank Stunk

No No No

Stink Stank Stunk

Oh Oh Mister Grinch

Mister