I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess U could say she was a s*x fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said How'd U like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said Sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Ow Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell U what she did to me
But me body will never be the same
Her loving will kick your behind
Oh she'll show U no mercy
But she'll shonuff shonuff show U how to grind
Darling Nikki oh
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over
All I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said Thank U for a funky time
Call me up whenever U wanna grind
Yeah Nikki oh
Oh come back Nikki come back
Your dirty little Prince wanna
Grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
