Wait a minute man

Ayy check this out man (let him tell it)

It was this blind man right (man check it ayy)

It was this blind man right (this fool right here)

He was feelin' his way down the street with his stick right ayy (yeah)

He walked past this fish market

You know what i'm sayin' (Fish market)

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

Whoa good morning ladies hahaha

You like that s**t man (That was pretty good that was pretty good)

Ayy man i got a gang of that s**t man

I'll tell you what

My man on the guitar

Ayy fool on the drums

Ayy everybody just crowd around the mic

I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes i got (clap ya hands man)

But first i'ma start off like that ayy help me sing it homeboy

Come on

Said colt 45 and two zig zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the m**a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 cadillac coupe deville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white town

They call it east side palmdale (well)

When the afroman walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale (hell)

Well i was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds

When i met a little girl named jan

I let her ride in my caddy

'cause i didn't know her daddy

Was the leader of the ku klux klan (hahaha)

We f**d on the bed

F**d on the floor

F**d so long i grew a f**n' afro

Then i f**d to the left (left)

F**d to the right (right)

She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white

I thought to myself sheeba sheeba

Got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and i was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet

So i ran i jumped out the back window

But her daddy he was waitin' with a two by four

Oh he beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

The m**r whooped my ass all night

But i ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

That's the best damn p**y i ever had

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine (woo)

I'm gonna f**k that b**h just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig zags baby that's all we need (come on)

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the m**a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims (come on)

So roll roll the '83 cadillac coupe deville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will (uh)

I met this lady in hollywood

She had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house 'cause she was fine

But she whooped out a d**k that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from japan

Never made love with an african

I f**d her once i f**d her twice

I ate that p**y like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories i tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of australia

Had a big butt and big t**s too

So i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See i met this woman from hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said aii

Lips was breakfast p**y was lunch

Then her t**s busted open with hawaiian punch

Met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky

She said i'd fry some chicken if you'd just f**k me

I came in her mouth it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices

Colt 45 and two zig zags baby that's all we need (come on)

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the m**a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (Ayy wait a minute man check this out man ayy)

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in tennessee

Her t**s were filled with hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But i rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

Met this lady in oklahoma

Put that p**y in a coma

Met this lady in michigan

I can't wait 'til i f**k that b**h again

Met a real black girl down in south carolina

F**d her until she turned to a white albino

F**d this h**r in iowa

I f**d her on credit so i owe her

F**d this girl down in georgia

Came in her mouth man i thought i told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho

She just ran across the border of mexico

Fine young thing said her name's maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but i can't afford it

I know i'ma cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two zig zags baby that's all we need (come on)

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the m**a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale

Skatin' on dayton rims (come on)

So roll roll the '83 cadillac coupe deville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will