Some girls make wonderful jivers
Some girls can hit a high C
Some girls make good taxi drivers
But what a genius is me
I'd make a wonderful jiver
I even hit a high C
I make the best taxi driver
I rate a big Navy E
'Cause I can fry too on top of the heap
My Crisco's as deep as a pool
Yes I can broil too
My ribs get applause
My lamb chops will cause you to drool
For a candied sweet
Or a pickled beet
Step up to my smorgasbord
Walk around until
You get your fill
Baby you won't never be bored
Oh I'm a pat é
A marron glac é
A dish you will wish you had took
And what's more baby I can
Once more baby I can
Once more baby I can
Cook
