ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW

HIT THE ROAD ON A MI SSION

TO SLURP FREE BREW AND

GO FU ZZY FLOUN DER FI SHIN'

KAY JEES ON THE HI -FI

AND THE KEG WAS BO TTOM LESS

UN TIL WE BROUGHT

SKIP O' POT TO MUS

AND DA DDY'S GO NNA GET SOME

PROBA BLY UN DE RAGE AND DUMB

AND E VERY BO DY KNOWS THAT

THE DA DDY EATS HIS YOUNG

LU PUS IN THE LA VA TO RY

MA KING A BIG STINK

MA CING UP THE TOI LET SEAT

AND POO PING IN THE SINK

M S G'S TANKED UP

AND WI ZZIN' IN A CUP

WAI TING FOR A SPRIN KLE GE NIE

TO COME AND DRINK IT UP

'COS I'M THE ONE BO TTLE WI LLY

WITH THE TWELVE HORSE ALE

AF TER THAT I GET

SI LLY LIKE SOU PY SALES

NOW IT'S MID NIGHT AND

I'M COM PLETE LY BOO FY BLI TZED

A SIX OF SHLITZ AND

THE JEW BREW MA NI SCHE WITZ

WITH MY BEER TIN TED GLA SSES

I'M REA DY TO BI TTY BA TTLE

I'M HUN GRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT

I'LL END UP TEN DING CA TTLE 'COS

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

HERE SHE COMES

A FUN KY FRIED CU TIE

MIS TER JI MMY POP ALI IS

GO NNA GET SOME BOO TY

'COS I'M MIS TER MC FEE LIE

WITH A SPEE DY DE LI VE RY

YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE

WAY THIS CHICK WAS DI GGIN' ME

BUT MAY BE I SHOULD

CHECK AND SEE

IF THIS IS WHERE I WA NNA BE

HEY LU PUS IS SHE CUTE

AW WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE

PRO BABLY GO ING HOME A LONE

AND IT WOUL DN'T BE THE FIRST

TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE

PLUS BEAU TY IT'S ON LY SKIN DEEP

IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BE HOL DER

AND MY BE HOL DER'S

A BOUT TO TWEAK

I COULD TAP THAT BA RREL

IN FACT I KNOW I CAN

IT'S A MÉ NAGE À TROIS

YOU AND ME AND HEI NE KEN 'COS

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

RE GRETS I'VE HAD A FEW

FIRST AND FORE MOST

FOR THE SAKE

OF CON VER SA TION WE'LL

YOU CAN CALL IT BIG BONED

I PRE FER TO CALL IT GUT

YOU'RE BU DDHA YOU'RE SHA MU

YOU'RE JA BBA THE FU CKIN' HUTT

YOU HAD HAR POON SCARS

AND YOUR BOO BIES WERE HAI RY

I SMELT TU NA MELT

BUT I WA SN'T GO NNA WO RRY

IT WAS THREE A. M.

AND I WA SN'T GE TTIN' SQUAT

SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR

AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT

I WAS BU TTE RING ROLLS LIKE

A SOUP KI TCHEN CHRIS TIAN THEN

IT HIT ME SOME THING BIT ME

WHILE MY LI TTLE ROD WAS FI SHIN'

I WAS DEEP SEA FI SHING

I TOOK A FAT CHANCE BUT HOW

WAS I SU PPOSED TO KNOW THAT

JA BBER JAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTS

AT THAT JUNC TION

I CAME TO RE A LIZE

THAT ON LY FRANK PER DUE

LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE

THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL

YOU YOU

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK

YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK