welcome to the internet have a look around
anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
we've got mountains of content some better some worse
if none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
welcome to the internet come and take a seat
would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
there's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
welcome to thе internet what would you prefеr
would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
be happy be horny be bursting with rage
we've got a million different ways to engage
welcome to the internet put your cares aside
here's a tip for straining pasta here's a nine year old who died
we've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in harry potter f g each other
welcome to the internet hold on to your socks
cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
they are grainy and off putting he just sent you more
don't act surprised you know you like it you w e
see a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think
start a rumor buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
or dm a girl and groom her do a zoom or find a tumor in your
here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
here's why women never f ck you here's how you can build a bomb
which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
could i interest you in everything all of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time
could i interest you in everything all of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time
you know it wasn't always like this
not very long ago just before your time
right before the towers fell circa'99
this was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
we set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
you insatiable you
mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two
and it did all the things we designed it to do
now look at you oh look at you
you you unstoppable watchable
your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
and if we stick together who knows what we'll do
it was always the plan to put the world in your hand
could i interest you in everything all of the time
a bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time
could i interest you in everything all of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything and anything and everything
and anything and everything and
all of the time
