Keep on workin′ up those tears

And pretending to cry

I think I know where this is goin'

It′s gonna be a long drive

Keep on staring out that window

I know what you're trying to do

You keep on playin' the sympathy card

And tryin′ to make a move

But save your sad sob stories

For somebody else

You can throw your pity party

By yourself

Spare me all the drama

Leave me alone

If you′re lookin' for a shoulder to cry on

There′s one on the side of the road

I don't care about what′s her name

And what she put you through

I don't plan on wasting my time

Feeling sorry for you

If only I would′ve known

Your bags were comin' along

I never would have picked you up

And I'd be long gone

Save your sad sob stories

For somebody else

You can throw your pity party

By yourself

Spare me all the drama

Leave me alone

If you′re lookin′ for a shoulder to cry on

There's one on the side of the road

If you′re gonna whine and pout

I'm pulling over and you can get out

Save your sad sob stories

For somebody else

You can throw your pity party

By yourself

Spare me all the drama

Leave me alone

If you′re lookin' for a shoulder to cry on

There′s one on the side of the road

On the side of the road