Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

Turn the TV on

Throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I can't

I'll be loungin' on the couch just chillin' in my snuggie

Flip to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man

Oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh

Nothing at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh ohh

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x

Had a really nice guy

Has some really nice one

And he's gonna scream out oh this is great

Oh this is great

Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Wait

Oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all