Well it's hotter than hell outside right now
It's 100 in the shade with the sun beatin' down
Forecast callin' for some more of the same
Well I can't fix that
but I can fix a drink
I turn on Fox news and then CNN but it's the same dang thing all over again
The world's in the toilet and the market's in the tank
Well I can't fix that...
No but I can fix a drink
pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make you feel like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All ya gotta do is tell me whatcha want
Put it to your lips
take a little sip
Tell me whatcha think
Yeah...I can fix a drink
Say you gotta broken phone and a broken heart
The boss is on your back and your truck won't start
None of your friends wanna listen to Hank
Well I can't fix that
No but I can fix a drink
pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make you feel like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All ya gotta do is tell me whatcha want
Put it to your lips
take a little sip
Tell me whatcha think
Yeah....I can fix a drink
I don't know what's goin' on with you
But if you got some cheap whisky and some Mountain Dew
Malibu, Cuervo, Coke in a cup
Brother, I can hook you up
I can fix a drink
pour it on ice
Mix it on up and get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make ya...feel like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is tell me whatcha want
Put it to your lips
take a little sip
Tell me whatcha think
Yeahhh, I can fix a drink
Yeahhh, I can fix a drink