It's a Saturday night
And on a Saturday night
People are s'posed to go out
So go out
But no not me
Yep I seem to be free
So I think I'll just see what you're doing
Call his Iphone
Hey you've reached
If you get this message it means I'm busy
Cause it's Saturday leave a message
Beep
Hey it's me just thought I'd call and say hi
Hi well anyway I've been thinking about you
And I was thinking we should grab
To send your message say one to delete say two
Para español oprima tres
Delete two
Message sent goodbye
I said delete
It's a Saturday night
And on a Saturday night
People are s'posed to have fun
So have fun
But I'm totally fine
Just sipping my wine
From a box
Perhaps I should write you an e-mail
Use dictation
Siri send an email
Hello AliI I can help you with that
To whom would you like to send this message
Dave
Oh kay what do you want to say
Hi I'm dropping you a line cause I'm doing just fine oh that rhymes
Smiley face anyway I'd love to get together and talk about
I'm sorry I can't let you do that Ali my ummm servers are down
Please try again later
I hate you Siri
That's not nice Ali
It's a Saturday night
And on a Saturday night
People are s'posed to let loose
So let loose
But once again
I'm watching oxygen
Bridget Jones
Maybe I'll find you on facebook
Here we go again
Communication is a sign of maturity
Staying in touch is always the key
Communication conveys my security
But please oh please oh please
Don't be out with some s**t
Out with some s**t
On a Saturday niiiiiiiiiii
Iiiiiiiiiiiight
And on a Saturday night
People are s'posed to get close
So get close
I could read or eat
Or go soak my feet
Calluses
Or maybe just send you a text
Desperation
Click click click
Hey you please call me send
I know he sees this
I know you see this you self absorbed shallow jerk
May I remind you that I am a strong beautiful
Lavender scented woman who would have a graduate degree if she hadn't moved
Across the country to follow a heartless man boy who dumped her
And now won't even text her back back thanks for nothing motherf**ker send
Oh fudge
There are three fudge shops near your current location
It's a Saturday night
And on a Saturday night
People are s'posed to be sane
So be sane
But all this love and hate and frustration
Wait
I need some space better run by your place
No
And wait till you turn on the light
Then I'll check just to see you're all right
And if you asked me to stay I just might
And I could blame it on a Saturday night
Saturday night
