I am not amused, nor am I entertained

If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid

To sweep up this wizard of oozing

The moment they forecast a spell of rain!

I've been reigning non stop!

You're a coward who waited with monkeys on top of a tower

So now you've a stench like some jabberwocky droppings

How about you be a doll and go pop in the shower!

Your hatter is madder than usual

That whole traffic cone cap you don't suit at all

You can't value your head, you're so damn executable

Even came dressed for your funeral!

Now, here's thе hottest tea you could fill a teapot with

Wеnt from modesty to the Scary Poppins

You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn

And look lots more like a Green Goblin

You've dealt a bad hand with those atrocious rhymes so hit me!

Man I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty

This time the witch will do the burning in a rap battle

I flame non stop!

With the fire to make you crispy when I snap cackle

And then pop off

Alice should give you the bottle instead

You need a shrink since you're off with your head

Like a rose I can paint your whole body in red

But they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck

Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand

Cue the temper tantrum you're a petty brat

It's so funny your country is named so apt

I'm wondering if your punches will ever land

Don't you come for my monkey huntsman

When you're undercut by a munchkin husband

Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon

He's tweedle dinky you're the tweedle dumb one

I'm surprised that crown even fits at all!

You looked less round on my crystal ball!

Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl

Before somebody might trip and fall!

I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter

Bring the house down, you'll get squished like your sister

Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber

Or have it gouged out, like it is a tongue twister

Who is the most inconsistently written whack villain in fiction

I think it's the fraud with the slippers

Is that fake wizard your dad?

Or a fling that you kissed then You Freudian slipper!

Don't toy with me b***h I got a kingdom I run unopposed

Your soldiers rejoiced when you split

It wasn't a secret they hated you

Doesn't take much to go under that nose

You look like an ugly Fiona

Except you've been stuck as the ogre just make a potion

And it might've been fine in 1939

But in today's climate you're still aquaphobic!?

No No No! That's not how I wanted it!

Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds

Cause I'd rather nod off to sleep

You may only defy gravity Not the queen!

How wicked, it's your bitter end

There's no fake out, after this your dead!

Let us sing songs while she's ripped to shreds

Off with ding dong the Witches Head!

There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is

If you could you would probably make the flamingo spit

Going through hoops, and you're still never winning this

And you aren't getting past me, I'm no Wicket witch!

Governed by hearsay, your man should abort ship

Don't hear what he says it's kangaroo courtship

My pretty is simply too generous, you are my

Hideous blob on the brink of divorcing!

How bizarre!

With a thousand of lousy guards!

All I'd lose is a round of hearts!

No twister to rip her grounds apart

I can huff and puff to down your house of cards

You and that menace Toto act the same

You both then became a damn basket case

Though you lack any bite!

You explode with rage and only can choke on that cone of shame

So let them eat tarts or that head will loosen!

From French pastries to French revolution

You entered a threat but then left a doofus

You're destined to fail in execution!