slap that bass slap it till it's dizzy

slap that bass keep the rhythm busy

zoom zoom zoom misery you gotta go

slap that bass use it like a tonic

slap that bass if you feel harmonic

zoom zoom zoom

and the milk and honey will flow

dictators would be better off if they zoom zoom

now and then today you can see that the happiest men

all got rhythm in which case if you want to bubble

slap that bass slap away your trouble

learn to zoom zoom zoom

slap that bass

zoom zoom zoom zoom

the world is in a mess

with politics and taxes

and people grinding axes there's no happiness

zoom zoom zoom zoom

rhythm lead your race

the future doesn't threaten me

if only i can get me someone to slap that bass

happiness is not a riddle

when i'm listening to that big bass fiddle