You think your little mockery is gonna make me cry?

That I'm bawling 'bout the past that could have been?

Look around ya, Al

I've been scheming this whole time

I got a team, I got a dream

And all I'm gonna do is win

You're in my house with my rules

In my room with my tools

And worse, you're at my mercy

Cursed to watch me take it all

You've gone ass up, you're deep fried

Your last luck has run dry

At last your check has cashed

I'd laugh at how you look so small

Don't you forget

You're on my string

You can try to squirm and struggle and it wouldn't do a thing

Don't you forget

You're so obsessed with me

I knew you'd need me here to be your unwilling audience

When you lose your marbles in act three

You're huffing glue if you think I won't end this tale a ruler

I'm just like you except

I'm smarter, sharper, brighter, newer

So I'll keep your smug ass alive

To show me you're not a loser?

Do you ever shut up?

Don't you forget

Oh, here he goes

You ain't won yet

Ooh, I'm scared

You still need me like you did before

So cute you think I care

Now I'm the master and you're my bottomest b**ch

No more Al, the high and mighty now that I flipped the switch

Though the radio's gone dead you know the show must go on

By the time I've had my fun

You'll wish that you had stayed gone!

Ay, you two should just f**k already