When I first arrived you were all such jerks

But now I've come to love your quirks

Maggie with her eyes so bright

Marge with hair by frank lord wright

Lisa can philosophise

Bart's adept at spinning lies

Homer's a delightful fella

Sorry about the salmonela

Who needs the kwike mart

Now here's the tricky part

Oh won't you rhyme with me

Who needs the kwike mart

Now here's the tricky part

Oh won't you rhyme with me

Who needs the kwike mart

Their floors are sticke mart

They made dad sicke mart

Let's hurl a bricke mart

The kwikemart is really don't

Who needs the kwike mart

Not me

Who needs the kwike mart

Their floors are sticke mart

Who needs the kwike mart

Not me

Who needs the kwike mart

I do