Who Killed Er

Who killed 'er

Who killed the black widder

Who took a broom and a frying pan

And hit her on the head and

Took it on the lam

Who killed 'er

Who killed the black widder

Who beat her up till she was dead

And left poor me in jam

You see I'm a district attorney

A very intelligent mouse

How could that villain escape me

When I was right here in her house

Who killed 'er

Who killed the black widder

Who threw her out in the garbage can

Left without a clue

Well I'm thinking to believe it was you

Who killed 'er

Who killed the black widder

Who took a broom to her spider web

Pulled her by the hair right outta her bed

Who killed 'er

Who killed the black widder

Who beat her up with a kitchen chair

Hid her body and fled

Well I just got a confession

The butler told me the deal

I caught him in the pantry

With a bloodstain on his heel

He killed 'er

He killed the black widder

He told me she'd a poisoned him

But he got her instead

So case is dismissed it's self defence

And I'm mighty glad she's dead