Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a little bonus for you
Sit back down and stay in your seat
For a last oompa- loomparous treat
Abacus Crunch returned to his home
Benz to her friends Lottie Bell to her phones
Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback
One day his ex wife saw the act
Laughed a lot and took him back
Oompa loompa doompety day
But what of Mrs. Scrubbit and Bleacher you say
Give me just a moment or two
And I'll oompa loompa show it to you
Uh I do beg your pardon
What is wrong with this infernal machine
I'll show it to you
There much better