Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a little bonus for you

Sit back down and stay in your seat

For a last oompa- loomparous treat

Abacus Crunch returned to his home

Benz to her friends Lottie Bell to her phones

Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback

One day his ex wife saw the act

Laughed a lot and took him back

Oompa loompa doompety day

But what of Mrs. Scrubbit and Bleacher you say

Give me just a moment or two

And I'll oompa loompa show it to you

Uh I do beg your pardon

What is wrong with this infernal machine

I'll show it to you

There much better