i'm goin'down to south park gonna have myself a time

friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation

i'm goin'down to south park gonna leave my woes behind

ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor

i'm headin on up to south park gonna see if i can't unwind

[bracketed] i like girls with deep vaginas i like girls with big fat titties

so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine