I'm as corny as Kansas in August

I'm as normal as blueberry pie

No more a smart little girl with no heart

I have found me a wonderful guy

I am in a conventional dither

With a conventional star in my eye

And you will note there's a lump in my throat

When I speak of that wonderful guy

I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May

A cliche coming true

I'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night

Pouring light on the dew

I'm as corny as Kansas in August

High as a flag on the Fourth of July

If you'll excuse an expression I use

I'm in love I'm in love

I'm in love I'm in love

I'm in love with a wonderful guy

She as corny as Kansas in August

She as normal as blueberry pie

No more a smart little girl with no heart

I have found me a wonderful guy

She in a conventional dither

With a conventional star in my eye

And you will note there's a lump in my throat

When I speak of that wonderful guy

I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May

A cliche coming true

I'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night

Pouring light on the dew

I'm as corny as Kansas in August

High as a flag on the Fourth of July

If you'll excuse an expression I use

I'm in love I'm in love

I'm in love I'm in love

I'm in love with a wonderful guy