"Sarah, one last time, sing into the night."
"Bring the little brats to die."
Come, little children I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come, little children the time's come to play
Here in my garden of magic
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But I found that nowadays, I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True, yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed
Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them, yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, but true
They came flocking to my cauldron
Crying, spelss, Winifred, please
And I help them, yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals
And now I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole, I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Follow, sweet children
I'll show you the way
Through all the pain and the sorrow
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Ah turn ah turn eleka nahmen
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Ah turn ah turn eleka nahmen
Let his flesh not be torn
Let his blood leave no stain
Though they beat him, let him feel no pain
Let his bones never break
And however they try to destroy him
Let him never die, let him never die
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Ah turn ah turn eleka nahmen
Eleka nahmen nahmen
Ah turn ah turn eleka eleka
Ugh, what is this chanting
I don't even know what I'm reading
I don't even know what trick I ought to try
Fiyero, where are you?
Already dead or bleeding
One more disaster that I can add to my generous supply
No good deed goes unpunished
No act of charity goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That's my new creed
My road of good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
No good deed goes unpunished
"Ssh."
It's the last midnight
It's the last wish
It's the last midnight
Soon it will be boom, squish
Told a little lie
Stole a little gold
Broke a little vow, did you
Had to get your prince
Had to get your cow
Had to get your wish, doesn't matter how
Anyway, it doesn't matter how
It's the last midnight
It's the boom, splat
Nothing but a vast midnight
Everybody smashed flat
Nothing we can do
Not exactly true
You could always give her the boy
No, no, of course what really matters is the blame
Somebody you blame
Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy
Placing the blame, if that's the aim
Give me the blame
Just give me the boy
"Wini, I smell children."
"Sick 'em"
Come, little children I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come, little children the time's come to play
Here in my garden of magic
Come on, you poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need
So you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad, but true
No good deed will I
Come, little children
I'll take thee away again