Hey man this came for you today

Oh thanks buddy

I love manila

Jeez

Dude what is up with this letter

I got to the plastic part

Alright wow

Dear Jarred I'm a female between

The ages of twelve and twenty four

Currently the only demographic

Purchasing country music at this time

Recent studies show

That consumers of our sort

Have little to no interest

In drinking or partying songs

Please include a song we can

Relate to on your album ok

Hand me my Tennessee flat top box

Justice will be served

Alright you all follow me