I wish I could go back to college

Life was so simple back then

What would I give to go back and live

In a dorm with a meal plan again

I wish I could go back to college

In college you know who you are

You sit in the quad

And think "Oh my God

I am totally gonna go far "

How do I go back to college

I don't know who I am anymore

I want to go back to my room and find

A message in dry-erase pen on the door

Ohhh

I wish I could just drop a class

Or get into a play

Or change my major

Or f**k my T A

I need an academic advisor to point the way

We could be

Sitting in the computer lab

4 a m before the final paper is due

Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner

And seeing the rest of the class there too

I wish I could go back to college

How do I go back to college

Ahhhhhhh

I wish I had taken more pictures

But if I were to go back to college

Think what a loser I'd be --

I'd walk through the quad and think

"Oh my God "

"These kids are so much younger than me "