You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just you're a monster Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch

You're a vile one Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the

I'd take the seasick crocodile

Seasick crocodile

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote

Stink

Stank

Stunk