I got a good deal on these reservations
Let's take a step back and lower expectations
I'm psyched I'm gonna meet your family
Finally
Goin' back home
You know it's complicated
But we're gonna have fun
As long as I'm sedated
Four days flat then back to NYC
It's just four days home
That's about all I can take
I once stayed a week and what a big mistake
Only four days home
Stop playing up the drama
That's how I get in character
To hang out with my momma
Calm down I got this your mom is going to love me
Are you sure you're okay going there as my roommate
We've talked about this we have to start somewhere
Okay but remember our mantra
No politics
Got it
We're now landin' in historic big creek texas
Enjoy your stay and remember everything's bigger in texas
Everything
Engagement rings off momma
I got the whole town over for potluck everyone's excited to see you
Brace yourself
Trent
Have a biscuit or two
They're beyond believin'
How's your life who's your friend
I'm his roommate Steven
Yes
We're fryin' a Turduckin on the lawn
Yum
Spendin our days
Around the ping pong table
Spendin our nights
Enjoyin' christian cable
Little house
Forty eight more hours and then we're gone
Truly four days home
God I love this scene'ry
And those big blue skies
But I've got allergies to green'ry
Four days home
Lotsa eatin'
Lotsa prayin'
Lotsa learnin' about the views on the fox news that's always playin'
Four days home
And we're startin' to get nervous
Cause we're in the sticks and
Our cellphones can't get service
We're in sep'rate rooms
The frustration starts to pile up
All our porn is on the cloud
And it won't come through on dial up
Trent honey rise and shine ooo Steven you're up too
We've been up
We're gonna mow the lawn and fix that back porch screen today
Yes ma'am
Don't be silly it's Sunday morning boys
Ooh brunch
No sir church
Amen
And as good Christians
We believe the bible is god's holy word without error
And the sole authority for life
We believe
And as good Christians we believe in fellowship through acts of kindness
Understanding forgiveness and love
We believe
And as good Christians
We believe the word
When it tells us to cast out those
Who have chosen the path of sin and will not repent
Namely the lesbians and the sodomites
What
Steven sit down
Did you hear that
Yes
I heard it
We'll talk about it later
We believe the word is true
Amen
Trent Michael well now you're looking fine
Your daddy would be so proud
We sure do miss him
I miss him too
Trent you seeing anyone these days
For years he's been mentioning this girl at work
Another talent agent like him
Is that so
Hearing those wedding bells
You know the last Sunday in June is free on the church calendar
Yeah I think we're in a parade that day
It's been four days home
And we're in an awful state now
Cause we've had enough of
Pretending that we're straight now
Four days home
I'm a cranky adolescent
I expected more from my new anti depressant
Me too
Four days home
I'm permanently scarred now
Four days home
Do you see why this is hard now
After four days home
That sermon was appalling
And it's time to go cause
I hear our life a calling
We're now making our final descent into Laguardia international airport
On behalf of our crew we'd like to welcome you to New York
Looking out I start to see the city
All the lights well they sure are pretty
After four days home we're back where we belong
Back where we belong
