A very merry unbirthday to me
To who?
To me
Oh You!
A very merry unbirthday to you
Who me?
Yes you
Oh me!
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very mery unbirthday
For You
(No Room No Room!)
Now statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday each year
Ah but there are 364 Un-birthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Why then today is my unbirthday too!
It is?
What a small world this is
In that case
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you!
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you!
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky
A very merry unbirthday to you
