The day they found me,
I hadn't yet been played
Inside my workshop behind the old arcade
Electric desires
Had unraveled all my wires
Now I'm in the bo for safekeeping
The news reporters reported that I died
But all my organs were living on inside
Circuit board to brain with
two lungs collecting change
One big human heart gently beeping
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
Thank God for business,
they let me take the floor
I stood so proudly,
like I was going to war
Players soon appeared and
I quickly was revered
This must be what love
would have felt like
Such dedication, they
came from miles away
With eyes so piercing, they'd
wait their turn to play
In perfect patient lines
because I was in their minds
I could do whatever I felt like
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
I'm happy for years and years
And only eating the
occasional maintenance man
Only driving a few kids to madness
Maybe they were predisposed
to madness, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling
me my days here are done
'Cause there's a little
tiny bo they make in Japan
And pretty soon it's
gonna fit in your hand
It's getting lonely, it's
getting hard to breathe
The arcade's empty, I
think it's Christmas Eve
Someone's broken in, now
they're painting on my skin
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Kicking me and pushing me over
Now they see my blood on their sneakers
You can't win me, I can't be beat
I won't hurt you unless you cheat
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine