I bought all your drinks (every one)

We never split one bill (not one time)

I ain't made of green but I made it rain on your field (hey, hey, hey)

Never saw one penny rolled out your purse

The whole time we were hookin' up

When you said goodbye, I figured I'd

Feel a little bit rich, but

I'm still payin' for it out the damn wazoo

Like you still on my tab girl 'cause I'm drinkin' for two

Droppin' all my quarters on them sad, sad songs

And that cab ain't half price even though I'm ridin' alone

Ain't just that piggy bank you broke, my heart is achy breakin' too

And I'm still payin' for it

Met a girl in a bar (Lord, she was cute)

We had dance or two (couple drinks too)

I had a pretty good chance of takin' her home

'Til I called her you

Yeah, the offer plate went by at church

And I almost took a dive (I hit you back)

Feels like we got divorced (aye)

And I had a real, cheap lawyer

And I'm still payin' for it out the damn wazoo

Like you still on my tab girl 'cause I'm drinkin' for two (yeah, I've been drinkin')

Droppin' all my quarters on them sad, sad songs

And that cab ain't half price even though I'm ridin' alone

Ain't just that piggy bank you broke, my heart is achy breakin' too (c'mon)

And I'm still payin' for it (woo, here we go)

I said my bill folds empty and so is my heart

Ain't no credit left on my credit card (no)

Runnin' out of tears, runnin' out of gas

At the ATM and it hit me back

With the transaction denied, baby

Why you got me locked outside, baby?

I ain't even got a little jangle

I don't like bein' broke and single (I don't like it)

Yeah, you're costin' me all kinda things money can't buy

(You gotta do that, babe)

Yeah, I shoulda known what I had before I let her go, yeah

Just like my last dime

I'm still payin' for it out the damn wazoo

Like you still on my tab girl 'cause I'm drinkin' for two (yeah, I've been drinkin' for two)

Droppin' all my quarters on them sad, sad songs

And that cab ain't half price even though I'm ridin' alone

Ain't just that piggy bank you broke, my heart is achy breakin' too

And I'm still payin' for it

I'm still payin' for it (I'm still payin' for it)

Aye, Levi we got wazoo in the song, bro

How 'bout that?