It was friday night
And I was feelin' aight yep
Downtown atlanta big city bright lights
Mixin' henny wit the sprite
While I'm drinkin' and drivin'
No police lights
No police sirens
I'm headed to the club lokin' for a freak
To spread a lil' love to spread a couple cheeks
Pull up to the spot 26's like beam
Eyes on me like b***h do you see em'
Stroll to the front dor headed to the vip
Bought a couple bottles and I tok a couple sips
Strokib' out the room and what do I see
A nice round butt and a pair of double d's
So I crept up like shawty what's happenin'
You killin' that dress and I love it with a passion
Then she turned around and her face was aight
She had a gap toth and a mean overbite
But I was like hm
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
Is that what you wanna do shawty
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
You too
Woke up the next mornin' and all I can remember
Was takin' shots and tippin' the bartender
Surrender to the woman end up bringing me home
Cause' she started lokin' better every shot of patron yep
I jumped up wit a devilish grin
Cause' tonight damn right I might do it again
So I called up the homies whaddup let's ride
We can hit the sports bar over on the southside
Get a couple of coronas couple of limes
Went up to the bar saw a couple of dimes
So I slowly walked up and said hi
My name is ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy
One said I know who you are
I'm your number one fan
And right now it's to bad I got a man
And I said I understand
But where the hell is he at
Cause' in a minute if he don't show up then man
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
Is that what you wanna do shawty
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
You too
Aye pain holla at em right quick man
You gon get in trouble with your man girl
Don't get in trouble girl
Talkin' 'bout how you're my biggest fan girl
I know what I'm doin'
Now I don't wanna do
Pleasee
What if you gon make me do
Don't make me do it don't make me do it
If I had one more drink
One more drink I'mma get cha
Home then I'll split cha
Grab the camera phone
And take a bunch drunk pictures
Cause' hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha
Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of luda
And you know how far one drink could go
Start slurrin' my speech slowin' up da flow
Hikin' up these skirts
Climbin' up your shirt
It's Mr. latenight luda and I like to flirt
So guess what baby girl
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
Just one bok
Is that what you wanna do shawty
That's all it gon' take
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' f**kin' you
Who else t-pain
You too
You hear what I'm sayin'
People to picky these daysdamn it
To tall to short to fat to skinny
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating
This is been a luda service announcement
Deuces
