He read an article that said I like to do cocaine

And now he comes to all my shows and says if I need some, he'll pay

He won't stop calling and I'm not sure how to blow him off

He stands outside my window until I have to call the cops

But they always let him out of jail because he's a famous face

Well, that's a funny way of asking me to go out on a date, Steve Earle

Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle

Won't stop calling me, Steve Earle

He says he isn't hitting on me, he just wants to write some songs

And I keep asking Steve, would you please introduce me to your son

Because he read an article that said, oh gee, I guess I drink a lot

And now he's buying all my drinks so I can't seem to get off the sauce

Because he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band

And if I need a great guitar, Steve's got just the man

Well, he says that I should fire everyone, and we should play duets

He says just come over, but I guess I haven't yet, Steve Earle

He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle

Should that bother me, Steve Earle

Says the greatest country duos all start out like this

And I better call him back if I got his messages

So the next time when I see him when I get off the stage

I'm going to tell him I've got another show to play tonight in some place that's real far away

That ought to hold him off from me at least a little bit

Well, I'm not sure what to do because I'm so damn intimidated by Steve Earle

He wants to talk to me, Steve Earle

Should that bother me, Steve Earle

Well, how'd you even get my number, Steve Earle?

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Learn To Say No

Lydia Loveless